WEY VALLEY XI PREVIEW OF THE SEASON
2004 WEY VALLEY XI PEN PICTURES
(Due to possible legal proceedings under the Obscene Publications Act no pictures have been provided)
To preview the 2004 season profiles of the possible superstars for the forthcoming season are provided to give you a rough idea why they were selected (apart from being short of players!)
Role: Supposedly skipper + Telecommunications Manager
Nickname: Walshys brother + Fifty pence
Cricket Golden Moment: The Monthly Phone Bill
on't Mention: Cobhams Man eating Rabbits
R: Allegedly Keeper and Transport Manager
N: The Cat (cause of his liking for Wiskas - what else!?)
CGM - Nick Moon!
DM - Edged chances
R: Legal advisor
N: The Fuzz, The Plod, The Old Bill etc
CGM: Opening the bowling for 4s first league game - what an honour!
DM: Swag, pickpockets and arrestable grannies
R: Apparently bowler
CGM: Being the only player allocated a squad number
DM: His Dads broken windows, flattened fllowerbeds and Machine Gun nest
R: The Team tweaker?
N: The Stud, Smithy, Warney
CGM: Resigning as 3rd Team Captain to play for the Carnival
DM: Pukka Pies
R: More of a Kebab Man
N: Ooooooooh Jonny Jonny Wilkinson
CGM: Moving from Aussie when the call from the 4s came up
DM: The Beached whale impression at Guildford City. Where's Rainbow Warrior when you need it!?
R: Team Pain in the Bottom
N: **** sake pay attention
CGM: See below
DM: Being locked in the bog at Cheam Parish
R: Team Swearer
N: Team Swearer
CGM: Annoying the opposition more than his own team
DM: Hundreds and thousands on trifles
R: Youth Development Manager
CGM: Providing future 1st XI players and ****heads
DM: Scary Monsters down dark alleyways
R: A Murphy - like the rest of his family does sod all for the club
N: Gribbler or Fozzy
CGM: Exporting WHCC to the far echelons of Europe
DM: That the wooden house of Troy was made of plastic
N: Mikes boss
CGM: Not enough room to mention, well theres............
DM: Exeter, late nights and the haddock
R: Playing cricket
CGM: Pulling out of the Pakistan World Cup Squad to play at the Wheatsheaf
DM: Overpriced CurlyWurly Bars
R: Ooourrrrrhaaaaarr (whilst pointing) + bar profits contributor
CGM: Zuma and the Museum of Becks
DM: Batsmen in black trainers
R: Player Provider
N: Not printable!
CGM: Debut for the 4s
R: David Fowles
N: Fowlesy or D.F. (your own suggestions please)
CGM: Making Robin Millar leave the country
DM: The Lemon Curd incident and the Fench Horn
R: Who knows, where are you!?
N: Are you Will in disguise?
CGM: Playing in the inaugural 4s league game
DM: The bird of Paradise and the Bishop
Any information or similarities which may incriminate the above is purely intentional!